Throughout their long and storied history, the fine folks at Mercedes-Benz have always been searching for new ways to give the economically and genetically superior driver the edge. Well, it seems they’ve done it again. With dozens of states outlawing talking on cell phones, texting, and other such high-tech distractions while driving, Mercedes is sneering “Fuck you, mongrel weaklings!” by developing a way to incorporate the new Google Glass technology into their upcoming models. After all, Nietzsche said the übermensch would be beyond timid, sickly concepts like “morality” and “law,” and the same holds true for those of pure blood who can afford a Mercedes.
Of course the story doled out to the envious sheep is a milder one.