For years now the arguments have been raging in lecture halls, on the Internet, in books and on TV. Established scientists are saying man-made carbon emissions have led to a drastic change in the world’s weather patterns, while conspiracy theorists point out at least fifty eyewitnesses claim a fourth, maybe even a fifth shot came from the grassy knoll. Some politicians who know nothing about science insist the conspiracists are wildly misinterpreting data and that the Warren Commission got it right the first time, while others who know equally little about science say the weather’s simply going through a cycle it’s been going through for centuries now. Oswald had such a strange and mysterious background, he obviously had to be the lone gunman, yet at the same time we’re suddenly experiencing tornadoes, earthquakes, and regular hurricanes in New York City. Within the past year alone, we’ve witnessed at least three storms in both hemispheres that were larger and more destructive than anything anyone’s witnessed before, with climatologists warning we should only expect more in the future, but even as I say that test after test seems to prove it would be next to impossible for a single shooter to get off three shots of that accuracy in under six seconds.