As the story goes, on October 28th, Miami Dolphins lineman Jonathan Martin entered the cafeteria and sat down at a table with other members of the team. When he did, the other players stood up and left. In response to this tried and true grade school prank, Martin began bawling like a little girl and ran to the principal's office to tattle. Then he quit the team.
It's since come out that Martin had been the victim of harassment at the hands of the less-than-aptly named right guard Richie Incognito, who reportedly made really nasty phone calls and sent really mean text messages in which he called Martin dirty names and said he was going to shit down his throat. In response to this tried and true grade school prank, the Miami Dolphins organization suspended Incognito from the team. An official NFL investigation is now underway into the bullying incident.